Well, more a golden gift that a card!

Australia’s No1 family newszine is understandably upset – as is most of the world – to hear that US President Donald Trump is taking rather badly his Republican Party’s drubbing in Tuesday’s Mid-Terms.

Our collective hearts go out to him as he rages at all the people who have let him down, undoing his own brilliant super-human efforts at rallies all over the United States over recent months to stem the blue tsunami that only he knew was coming.

So what to do to cheer him up? Well, at considerable expense, we have created a series of stunning gold-plated wall hangings (just one shown above) depicting some of his proudest moments on the hustings that will not look out of place around the Oafal Office and other public areas of the White House.

We are currently awaiting our creative artists to complete the other beautifully framed displays carved out of the finest second-grade balsa wood, with the frame adorned with glittering gold-coloured paint, just like everything else President Trump has blue-tacked to walls here, there and everywhere.

Editor’s note: This post, a tribute to Donald Trump’s almost unbelievable exploits as the world’s greatest orator and motivation speaker in history, is being added to as you read! The Bug has no doubt that had President Trump been given an extra fortnight out amongst his MAGAts base before the Mid-Terms, the electoral map of the USofA would be only one colour!

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