As we promised yesterday, this final tranche of our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week eschews any mention of Yam Tits/The Orange Oaf. (well, apart from a few of his nicknames used here, of course).
And why should we? As you read this, the final polling booths are closing at the US 2026 Mid-Terms, seats are being allocated and shortly we’ll be seeing just how much electoral shit has been flung the person mentioned above’s way.
A frightened world holds its collective breath, with fingers crossed, that by the end of play today, we’ll have a cockless featherduster hopefully kicked out of the Ofal Office sooner than later.
In casting him aside for now, this XOTW column teaches us that Australia has its fair share of loathsome sludge-dwellers too, so let’s all hold our breaths as we look at some of the virtual crap flung the way last week at our special envoy for combatting anti-Israel criticism – sorry, antisemitism! – from that Zionist horrorhead (for her brain, people!) Jillian Segal.
Our XOTW judges thought any number of virtual dumps from above deserved first strain but after a heated physical exchange they went with Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones (above and below) shitting all over Segal for her recent piece of propaganda.
Ah, Jenny! Bewdiful. Segal in fact looks a bit like she’s just had her white supremacist BS shoved up her clacker.
Running a close second – the judges did like the “hate magnet/Ziuonist POS” dump from normboy562Union Proud Labor…
Let’s get some historical context from Rick before we continue the virtual faecal flak flung Segal’s way…
Great summation and why Israel is, deservedly, reviled around most of the world.
Proving brevity is something our judges also like were Mary Kostakidis and Jackie…
Also opening their virtual bum-bay doors and unloading on Segal were Peter Murphy with claims of Royal Commission lies, and MormorLady and Eddy Jokavich showing what happens in Oz when the wrong people swallow Segal’s shitty spiels.
Perhaps being unsure how far their virtual xcremental drops from above would spread, Solo Monk, cmdibley and Adam Houda all strained hard to made sure two of Australia’s finest politicians copped a fair covering of virtual coital matter.
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