ISRAELI POLL AFTERMATH!
The overnight arrests and executions of members of two Arab terrorist cells hell-bent on the destruction of Israel have handed prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu a clear and emphatic victory at the country’s general elections earlier this week.
The Bug understands Netanyahu’s powerful political ally Itamar Ben-Gvir, Minister for National Security, ordered the arrest of the 19 men late afternoon yesterday local time and they were taken to a high-security prison near Tel Aviv where Ben-Emir spent time taunting them and promising they would soon be on their way to Alam Barzakh, Allah’s waiting room where they would remain until the day of judgement.
The Bug understands the 19 men were from the terrorist cells, The Joint List and the Ra’am, who allegedly had won a record 19 seats in the 120-member Knesset. In fact, there’s a rumour circulating right now in international media circles to be confirmed or found baseless that the now-deceased 19 terrorists were the Arabs elected to the Knesset.
Netanyahu has argued fiercely that only Jews should have determined election outcomes in Israel and sub-human life forms such as Arab and Palestinian citizens should never have been given voting rights. It was this powerful putdown of a quarter of Israel’s population that forced Ben-Gvir to suspend his role of telling Palestinians in the West Bank to leave their homes, stop throwing stones at new settlers and fuck off or die within the hour.
Netanyahu earlier had pleaded with the Israel Defence Force not to intervene to ensure the future of the Greater Israeli nation. “Please stay in your barracks or on active duty anywhere in Greater Israel; we’ll find a diplomatic solution to this dreadful dilemma,” he said.
The Bug understands this includes asking Israel’s Supreme Court to change the Constitution so that “sub-human lifeforms never, ever, again get to try to change Greater Israel from within”.
The court is expected to permanently reduce the Knesset numbers from 120 to 101, meaning Netanyahu’s Likud party and its bloc of far-right and ultra-Orthodox Jewish allies with 53 seats will have a clear majority over Gadi Eisenkot’s Yashar party and three other Jewish opposition parties in his bloc set to claim 48 seats.
Australia’s Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism, Jillian Segal (below, far right) has praised the outcome that will see “Israel’s continued efforts under the brilliant leadership of Benjamin Netanyahu to protect the right of Israel’s citizens to live in peace and harmony with what’s left of its neighbours”.
“And it means Bibi can continue his efforts of removing all remaining Hamas fighters from the Gaza Strip while, in his own words ‘keeping the civilian deaths of so many Gazans, including some children, to an absolute minimum there’.
“It’s a humane commitment like that, on behalf of what is regarded as one of the most ethical and moral defence forces ever assembled by any country, that simply demands that antisemitic attacks against the Jewish nation must cease immediately!
And Australia’s Foreign Minister Senator Penny Wong praised Netanyahu for finding a peaceful, diplomatic solution to what could have been a very unstable and uncertain future for ‘our great and wonderful ally’.
“It’s sometimes hard to see things clearly from half the world away,” Senator Wong said, “but it still looks pretty much on the cards that a two-state solution remains the only logical and practical way out of that troubled part of the world.”
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