There must be a medical term for that!

Not that most of the world is complaining. This special edition of Xcrements-of-The-Week focuses on the glad reality that Donald Trump, wracked with all of the aforementioned conditions, thinks he’s keeping red States red at the looming mid-terms by telling rallies he couldn’t give a flying fuck about high gas prices crippling average US families and businesses because some of his billionaire mates are making a motza out of that situation!

It’s sorta sad, isn’t it, watching The Orange Oaf crash and burn like this? Well, except that it’s so fucking wonderful to watch.

Maybe all this is simply material for The Moron of Mar-a-Logo’s new book, The Art of the Death Wish? Regardless, let us all rejoice. Demented Donnie, rapidly unravelling before our eyes under the cruel and relentless combined attack of the aforementioned mental/brain conditions, couldn’t be losing votes any more effectively if he had pulled off his overflowing jumbo-sized diaper and thrown its contents out over his MAGAts.

For this special edition, our XOTW judges granted feature status to this simple  piece of accurate sarcasm from Michael Snow (at top and below)

Voiding with great virtual faecal force on the issue were Illco87, some old dearheart by the name of Bernie Sanders, Acyn and Ryan Grim.

We loved Elaine McKay’s simple but powerful one-word reply to some self-promoter named Gavin Newsom…

And there’s no better way to finish off than with this very clever and creative piece from Sarrah Bellus.

I heard no songs about homosexual hookups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes. Bewdiful stuff, Sarrah.

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