… at least that’s what some silly people thought way back then!

Anyone out there in BUGland sharing the view I have right now? Of how extremely brave it must have been for our Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to get so close to Diaper Donnie overnight without wearing a nose peg?

Sorry, cheap shot! I don’t know why I even typed that because my parents very early on told me that in life as in sport, always play the ball and not the moron of Mar-a-Lago. BUGger!

Anywho, this is not a critique in any way, shape or form of Captain Bone Spurs, Demented Donald, Yam Tits, the Orange Mussolini, the Tangarine Shitgibbon, etc, fucking, etc.

I’ve plucked out of our xcrements prize barrel – already overflowing even though it won’t be cleared until midnight Sunday – this offering by our amazingly wonderful Coalition Tea Lady, who your ranter-in-residence thinks sums up fairly well where this is going.

My best bet is that CTL and I don’t give a tinker’s cuss as to whether this bestie (at top) was taken before or after Trump used the United Nations general assembly to threaten to kill more people than the 85-90 million killed in the Second World War.

The bloated, bullying bragtard has made the same threat a few times before so why would any Aussie PM want to have anything to do with him. But there’s a far better reason than that horrendous threat hopefully made as part of any art of the deal strategy and one that will never happen for the world’s sake.

What is a reality is that Trump has provided most of the weaponry used by Israel for the best part of the last three years to commit genocide in the Gaza strip, leaving many tens of thousands of innocent civilians dead including more than 20,000 children – twice that most likely when a final tally is made. And a similar number of kids missing limbs and with mental scars that will never heal.

And as CTL has alluded to, this chap shown here was a fierce supporter of a Palestinian state as a young Labor firebrand leftie.

We suspect CTL has only recently added to her bulging list of Albanese major disappointments Australia’s recent decision not to sign a joint statement by a coalition of 12 countries released on September 8 announcing their intention to introduce or support restrictions on trade with Israeli settlements in the West Bank.

It seems Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Iceland, Ireland, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, and the UK can all see the murderous, illegal, ethnic cleansing going on in the West Bank, except Albanese and Penny Wong, far more focused on not offending Australia’s Zionists and not harming the prospects of Aussie firms doing business with the Bibi the Butcher’s mob. Then there’s the sale of those gizmos that help open bomber bay doors.

To be fair to Albanese and Wong, though, they did reluctantly join in calls for a two-state solution as the only way forward to peace in that part of the Middle East. Then again, calling for something they know full well is never going to happen is no biggie; is it, really?

And don’t get CTL or me started on that destroyer of Australia’s national sovereignty, that $380 billion (is it $500 billion yet?) being spent on nuclear submarines we’ll never get. That was a fucking Scott Morrison idea so you just know it’s a total stinker!

Don Gordon-Brown

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