Sticking with domestic issues for this first look at our very smelly but popular Xcrements-of-the-Week, our judges couldn’t go past draping the winner’s purple sash around the virtual neck of Dave (at top and below)

And we suspect most of youse BUGgers out there will agree with Dave as to who has a firm grasp on our Prime Minister’s stunted Bowen mangoes. We can only try not to visualise what part of Penny “we have to consider Australian business dealings with Israel” Wong that Bibi the Butcher has a firm grip on!

Also xcreting with great force on this issue were Richard Williams OBE – I voted YES and blakandblack.

And, sadly, they are all spot on, of course. The killing of innocent Gazans carries on, X is full of visions of illegal Israeli settlers protected by the IDF as they ruthlessly evict Palestinians from the West Bank, and the razing of southern Lebanon continues at pace, all open-and-shut cases of ethnic cleansing in pursuit of an openly admitted Greater Israel.

Doubt that? Opening their virtual bum-bay doors on what normal, decent, reasonable people can see what is happening over there were Daniel Mayakovski and Anonymous, while GBC quotes some chap named Guy Pearce who used a virtual poo shovel to good effect.

Some of you older BUGgers out there might fondly remember a fair and decent Australia that would always put 20,000 murdered children – double that if the truth be known – before businesses with an interest in dealing with Zionist Israel. Maybe they make gizmos that open bomber bay doors?

Those same BUGgers also go back to the days when Australians would have largely ignored the racist rantings of a far-right-wing, red-headed ratbag and would never have thought it possible she could even be considered as prime-ministerial material. Cate Ruth and Paul Roberts flung their virtual faecal flak Hanson’s way with these offerings.

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