The first tranche of our smelliest Xcrements-of-the-Week offerings yesterday concentrated on the visit to the Irish republic by America’s greatest ever president!

But before that, Donald Trump showed his class by sleeping on his diaper-filled lard arse through the 25-year commemorations for the terrorists attacks on September 11, 2021.

Much xcrement plopped into our prize barrel from others who pointed out that “Sleepy Joe” Biden, some 83 years old and battling terminal cancer, went to the Big Apple and stood stoically for quite a while beside Clinton, Obama and Bush Jnr to pay their respects while the Orange Oaf caught up with some much-needed shuteye, probably after a night sending his own crappy messages out on Untruth Social.

Our two featured xcrements (above and below) from Sarrah Bellus and Barbara Sobel summed it all up bewdifully with exactly the same X post. Who cares who did it first; repetition is a good learning tool about the world’s biggest fool.

Annie provided the idea for our heading above, while Stephen Shaw also used a similar shot to also make the point that every other living ex-president turned up to the New York ceremony and stayed awake to honour the thousands of innocent lives lost there. And it became fairly clear that Demented Donnie simply refused to share seats with four other presidents as he would have had to share the limelight. What a fucking self-serving sook of a sub-human.

We’ve probably lost our reader by now for featuring Trump in consecutive XOTW columns, so we’ll finish off with Don Winslow and another virtual cloacal clusterfuck from Steven Shaw, worth a second smelly ablution on the head of the Mango Mussolini for his MAGA Cool-Aid meme summarising just some of the lowlights of Trump’s second term in the land of nod.

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