Where does Donald J Trump find the time to do all the great duties he has to perform in every 24-hour cycle as the world’s most loved and smartest-by-far political leader E…VER!

It’s a good question the compilers of XOTW ask themselves regularly; how does he find time to fist-pump dance at some rally to the Village People’s YMCA for a good half-hour. Remind his MAGA base during a 90-minute plus weave-a-thon that there’s not a topic on the good Lord’s earth that he doesn’t know a lot more about than any one else who has E..VER lived! Boast about how the economy is booming under his watch and it’ll get even better when his third term begins in early 2029. Announcing the imminent end to the six-week war with Iran.

But the key question that rises above all others is this: how the fuck does he ever get the time to do other important stuff like giving new titles for geographical features, such as his recent executive order to rename Lake Ontario Lake America if for no other reason than to further damage what used to be a very cosy, mutually beneficial, USA/Canada bromance.

So let’s start with the one that had our XOTW judges grabbing the blue riband for this meme-orable contribution from Mark.

Others keen to make an absolute goose out of Trump by not letting him duck responsibility for the endless shit he posts on UnTruth Social were Andrew-#IAmTheResistance and Blakandblack…

…while Republicans against Trump shared the UnTruth Social video post where Trump raced up to the border, ripped out the old lake title and proudly hammered into place his new patriotic title for one of the five Great Lakes, and Dr Sheep Person Podge made the astute observation that the good ‘ol US of A is now gripped by the Age of Stupid.

Also focussing on the Oval Office and this crucial and probably most important act of Trump’s day were Ron Filipkowski and Bill Madden.

Neither mentioned it but Ron and Bill were probably amazed the shitstain psychopath (thanks, Ron!) stayed awake for the entire time he held up his Lake America prop.

Still, we all shake our heads at Trump’s work ethic. Lake America aside, he still has to finalise Trumpworld (formerly Greenland) and North Trump (the 51st state once known as Canada). Then there’s the time needed to summon his personal assistant Natalie Harp almost each and every hour to change his bulging diaper. Making sure the Trump Foundation gets a healthy cut out of the demolition contract to knock down a building he had no legal right to rename anyway. Check to see how the re-lettering of the aircraft carrier USS Trump currently under construction is going after its original name, the USS Doris Miller, some World War 2 alleged darkie/nigger hero from the Pearl Harbour attack was scuttled.

And to simply amaze us all with the scope of Trump’s UntruthSocial efforts, Morgan J. Freemsn reminded us that Trump also found time to let us all know what a close and personal friendship, over decades mind, he enjoyed with Dolly Parton’s tits.

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