Further down in this second look at The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week, you’ll be reading something that’s very sad indeed. So we think this is a fair warning: former New Zealand prime minister Helen Clark has joined the likes of our very own Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Foreign Minister Penny Wong in hitching a very wobbly wagon to the notion that a two-state solution in Israel with a respected and independent Palestinian state must eventually take place to finally fix things there.

We know! We know! A two-state solution with Jews and Palestinians living side by side in peaceful harmony is about as likely as pharmacy condom sales on the Gold Coast plummeting during Schoolies week!

And just to remind all you BUGgers out there of that grim reality, our XOTW judges have highlighted this xcrement from Phillip Riley (top and below).

We don’t even know if this image of so-far-right-you-can-hardly-see-him Israeli-cabinet-minister Ben-Gvir is current as he taunts a Palestinian captive, but it probably is. This faecal pond bottom-feeder was probably just taking time out from declaring that his country’s goal must be to kill 40 to 50 Gazans each day or overseeing the gallows being built to execute an endless number of Palestinian terrorists, such as those who threw stones at illegal settlers forcing West Bank residents, with IDF help, to leave their homes.

And it’s not just genocidal junkies like Ben-Gvir. Here are Ounka and Scott Burchill sending their virtual faecal flak the way of Israel’s top rabbi.

Absolute charmers, aren’t they? These political and religious leaders of Israel! Saying absolutely nothing that Benjamin Netanyahu hasn’t also preached time and time again: there will be no two-state solution in his plans for a Greater Israel.

Which brings us back to Helen Clark’s xcretal outburst, seemingly determined to strip huge chunks off her own reputation by seemingly supported widespread calls for this fantasy, never-will-happen, two-state concept.

Not that you really need to do much research to strip bare that nonsense; Francesca Albanese, Assal Rad and Al Jazeera English all dump on what crimes against humanity the genocidal state of Israel has continued to inflict on the Gazan strip and elsewhere since the Gaza “ceasefire” struck last October.

During the week, of course, a thoroughly forensic self-examination of itself by the IDF found nothing criminal in the killing of Zomi Frankcom and six of her fellow humanitarian aid workers in Gaza in early 2024.

Loosening their virtual muckholes to send well-directed smelly logs over that whitewash were Ronnie Salt, Sarah Wilkinson and Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones quoting silky-smooth Geoffrey Robertson.

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