This second look at our smelliest XOTW offerings concentrates once more on The Orange Oaf (SORRY!) but while some fine memework follows, our judges thought William Jackson’s offering (top and below) provided the best summary of those xcrements to follow. We also stole some of his words for the heading!

Xcrement that overflowed our prizebarrel last week on how brave it was of Captain Bone Spurs to be secretly moved to a much-safer decoy aircraft came from many virtual ring-strainers including Hoodlum, Anthony Scaramucci, Mitch Jackson Esq and Kathy Lette.

Xers poking their poo chutes in the direction of The Tangarine Shitgibbon over memes depicting himself with ex- presidents who were real human beings were Roshan Rinaldi and Bill Madden.

Wayne Rothe flung some virtual faecal flak Demented Donnie’s way about possible deficiencies in the US Constitution …

… while SM, Amy Siskind, Earth Hippy, Just saying and Scary Larry voided volumiously on general and major character flaws that are sadly becoming increasingly apparent in Yam Tit’s daily routines that are doing so much damage at home and on broads.

Prick’s one word for him, Scary Larry!

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