… but the non-journalism/blatant right-wing bias still remains!

With Labor voters starting to worry just a little about the party’s chances of a third federal term the way melon-head Anthony Albanese has been performing of late, there’s very welcome news for them on the mainstream mediocre front.

They will surely be comforted to some extent – their fears alleviated somewhat – by signs that while Sky LNPNews Australia has finally been rebranded LNP/ON News24 (at top and below), the platform’s same rigid commitment remains to practising anything but quality, up-front-and-honest journalism, as does its total obedience to Rupert Murdoch’s demands that the Liberal and National parties move further to the reich … sorry, right … making them even more unelectable then they are at the moment if that’s at all possible.

We know! We know! For a viagra-overdosed, flaccid-arsed, ethics-free, money-hungry Yank nonagenarian who has supposedly been a very, very, clever, businessman, for a very long time not to see the folly of his tactics over recent elections beggars belief. That is. of course, unless the wily old cunt gets everything he desires out of a Labor government anyway? AUKUS subs. Subservience to the US. Backing Israel no matter what. Hmmm?

That’s a discussion for another day but firstly have a captain’s at this…

This front-page tease for a recent LNP/ON News24 online yarn seems a little bit contradictory but for anyone who loses interest and doesn’t open the main yarn, the message has been sent and hopefully stored away assuming LNP/ON News24 followers are capable of remembering anything, as would surely have been the aim of this putrid propaganda platform.

The quote comes from a recent Paul Murray Live session and, surprise, surprise, it did not come from Albanese’s lips even if he’s coming across as out of his gord in recent times.

No. It came from the lady in the middle, one Michelle Stephenson. Who the fuck is she?! can we hear you BUGgers shouting? She’s a Waverly Liberal Councillor and she was arguing – in typical tag-team fashion for these eponymous live shows – that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s refusal to admit when he has made mistakes was fuelling voter frustration and helping drive support towards One Nation.

“I think this is exactly why people are switching to One Nation because there is no transparency in politics,” Ms Stephenson said.

“They want their leader to say, you know what, I screwed up on this one.”

That’s right. “I screwed up” is what she said; not Albanese.

And to think that this local liberal lightweight reckons people wanting transparency in politics are turning to One Nation hoping to find it there. Good luck with that.

And if this Newscorpe Labor bashing ramps up as expected over the rest of Labor’s term, Albo could visit Japan just before election day 2028 and pull out Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi’s melons, stick a fake nipple on each and suck greedily on them and just about keep his current massive majority. And we would have Newscorpe’s platforms’ obsessions with bullshit and beatups and Anus Taylor to thank – or maybe blame – for that.

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