DARWIN: The governing body of all forms of cricket in the Top End, Cricket United Northern Territory (CUNT) has sensationally sacked the current Australian men’s side and a hastily cobbled-together fresh home team will run out this morning to complete the last three days of the opening home Test of the season against Bangladesh.

The new side has been selected from talented youngsters from secondary state and private schools in and around Darwin, and some of those to be handed their baggy greens this morning are pictured (at top) celebrating their selection.

“After lowly Bangladesh outplayed our former Test players in all six sessions to date, something had to be done,” a CUNT spokesperson said earlier this morning. “Test matches tickets are not cheap and we came to the conclusion that cricket lovers always deserve to see the sport played at the highest competitive and professional level.”

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