Here’s some great news, BUGgers! Nothing in our second look at our top XOTW plopperings relates to Donald Trump, so you can safely put your chuck buckets away!

Oh, on second thoughts, maybe keep it in reach as a lot of xcrement in this look at domestic issues has flowed Jillian Segal’s way and, you’ve probably guessed from our heading and top image, that Barnaby Joyce also gets a guernsey. We will also be mentioning James Campbell so, on reflection, maybe it might be wise to have two chuck buckets handy as both of these ugly bastards can also easily cause delicate stomachs to erupt.

Let’s get the Beetrooter out of the way first, with this nice meme from Politic@l Spinner (at top and below)

Talking of crazy, some people sure pick the wrong hill to die on and Joyce ending his political career with Aunty Pauline’s white indigenous One Nation mob surely must sadden us all. Look at that face. He clearly wishes the car was one of those fancy new driverless ones so that he could climb over the back and give Aunty Pauline one… and by that we mean a cold tallie out of the carton on the other back seat!

Now, onto Jillian Segal, and opening their virtual bum-bay doors and sending a putrid mass of xcrement all over the head of our nation’s special envoy tasked with declaring that anyone criticising Israel over its genocide in Gaza is an antisemitic were Kate Dennehy, Solo Monk and mariewalsh18.

mariewalsh18 didn’t mention Segal by name but we’re assuming she would like to see that particularly vicious Zionist taken to an international airport departure lounge first. We can only dream that Victoria’s proudest zionist Tim Wilson might be handcuffed to her.

Making sure certain politicans also copped some virtual faecal flak were Jenny Difficlt-Frecklington-Jon…,Dr Sheep Person Podge, allowed two squeezes of his virtual rectal muscles, and Peter Murphy.

Let’s finish off with a media flavour and other matters and here with their attacks from the rear are Glenn Gibson, (don’t say we didn’t warn you above!), Kenny Divine and Mark.

RUUUUUTTTTTHHHH!

Look, just one more. Should the clown mentioned by Peter FitzSimons ever be let near a keyboard ever again? Unless Travis was being very, very, dry and droll and the Fitzster has risen to the bait?

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