The genocide in Gaza and the AUKUS nuclear submarine disaster share the judging spotlight in this third and final look at our Xcrements-of-the-Long-Past-Week.

And we can think of no-better recipient of a virtual faecal face treatment that our left-wing (You BUGgers out there are now invited make as much noise as you can with clackers, kazoos, vuvuzelas and klaxon horns if you have them) prime minister Anthony “I’m supporting a two-state solution that I know will never happen” Albanese.

Squeeze away, Dr Rhonda Garad Difficult by… (at top and below)

Dr R opening her virtual bum bay doors like that reminds us all of the gadgets that Albo and Co export to Israel to make real bomb bay doors open properly when you’re going about killing, most likely to one day be verified, hundreds of thousands of Gazans, probably 50,000 of them children, as you try to convince them to fuck off from historic Jewish lands.

Firing their own vistual faecal flak on that and other Israel Defence Force terror spots were Daisy_B, Mike Carlton, MyAsiofreeID and cmddibley.

Thanks, cmdibley for working into the mix Penny “I’m really too far away to see what’s really happening over there!” Wong. (You BUGgers out there are now invited once more to make as much noise as you can with clackers, kazoos, vuvuzelas and klaxon horns if you have them).

RightO! On to AUKUS which we suspect a clear majority of Australians thought instinctively that any plan for a nuclear-submarine buy shoulld have been scuttled from the get-go, and not only because Scott Morrison thought it was a good plan. The xcrement from Everald Compton, THE Russell, AWPR and Peter Fox hit their mark with a putrid efficiency.

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