Sadly for our readership figures once more, this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week is dominated by possibly the dumbest cunt ever to enter politics anywhere in the world at any time in its history.

And let’s get straight into it with xcrement that flowed freely from Power to the People, RedWave Press and CALL TO ACTIVISM after The Orange Oaf’s speech at the recent White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.

Other Xers let their virtual cloacas covering Yam Tits over his general gross stupidity even though there’s no one else in the world who knows more about anything under the sun than The Tangarine Shitgibbon! Let’s smear from Scary Larry and Peter Cronau.

Oh dear! Our live viewing stats tell us that our last viewer has just logged off. We’ll leave for tomorrow the final instalment of our XOTW on Israel’s genocide in Gazza and our phantom AUKUS nuclear sub bye! bye! … sorry, buy!

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