So, BUGgers, have we all got this right? The world’s greatest ever war-solver, a man for whom the deal has been his one and only art form all of his dolt …sorry, adult life … sits down in Versailles and signs a 60-day ceasefire deal with Iran. Got to be worth a Nobel peace prize or three, surely?

We may never know what Captain Bone Spurs thought he was signing? Had Italian prime minister Giorgia Meloni begged him for a signature and the silly old jaundiced prick was daydreaming about what she might give him in return for such a wonderful gift that surely would have been worth millions to the Trump Foundation?

Perhaps the Tangarine Shitgibbon thought he was signing a cheque, knowing it will bounce, offering for good old Uncle Sam to pay for the lavish banquet French President Emanuel Macron laid on for him?

Regardless, Yam Tits’s minders have used a whiteboard to explain to the Leader of the Fee World that he did indeed sign up to a page-and-a-half memorandum of misunderstanding whereby Iran promised to open the Strait of Hoaremuz, as he knows it by. The fundo Islamic theocratic terrorist state has reportedly closed the strait again and Demented Don, now that he’s been brought up to speed, is absolutely livid, not that you can tell. He’s threatening that the US will take over the strait by force and charge its own fees to let oil tankers through!

Trump’s minders have been unable to convince him that the Iranian action follows the almost immediate breach of the bit of the MOA where Diaper Donnie assured Iran he could bring to heel his mate Bibi who would immediately stop attacking Lebanon and get his military the fuck out of the south of the country. Iran was pretty silly thinking Trump controlled Netanyahu and not the other way around.

The Orange Oaf’s response has been to once again threaten to bomb Iran back to the stone age, provided there are always enough munitions left to keep helping Netanyahu pursue the right of Israel to defend itself, and through countless massacres over many decades, the ongoing genocide in Gaza and telling West Bank residents to fuck off and drown in the Jordan River or be shot, continue creating a Greater Israel where Jews can live in peace in the absence of any Palestinians or other nearby towel-headed and primitive life forms.

Don Gordon-Brown

PS: Have any of you BUGgers ever wondered why the cost to Israel of providing its military with the wars and munitions needed from the US to achieve the above aims since 1948 hasn’t bankrupted the Jewish State even more times than Trump has bankrupted himself?

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