This second tranche of The Bug’s most popular column was delayed to coincide with Aunty Pauline’s appearance at the National Press Club today (Wednesday).

The bitter, washed-up, hacks who compile these weekly xcretal eruptions from above truly believe that Aunty Pauline, national leader of of the white indigenous One Nation people, will today show that she’s got the makings to be one of the greatest stand-up comics ever in Australia. Yes, even funnier that Dave Hughes!

And despite most in the mainstream media giving her a mighty liftup on the way to the Lodge, our compilers believe in their heart of hearts that between now and when the polling booths shut in mid-2027. Aunty Pauline will have become such a comedy item that millions of Australians will be wanting to know her upcoming standup dates, venues and times.

In the meantime, let’s kick off with Pammieoz’s virtual faecal flak (at top and below) flung the way of the leader of the bodgieandwidge peoples who have traded seafood items in the Ipswich and Lockyer Valley regions since what seems like forever.

Ben Pennings squeezed out this meme (maybe it’s even a real picture!) that wasn’t at all nice to Aunty Pauline who to be fair has only ever tried to strive over 30-odd years to do what’s best for the national leader of her mob.

One of our compilers who done senior English reckons vote and hate are really eye rhymes and suggests Punt the Cunt might be the way to go.

Deborah Lyttle showed she paid attention in school and offered this slogan which does indeed rhyme as a better option than Ditch the Witch, a banner resurrected recently by a Victorian group determined to vilify that state’s current Premier, at least as this post was about to be uploaded.

To be fair to Aunty Pauline, she did criticise the recent use of Ditch the Bitch even though she privately thought it was bloody fantastic.

Mark’s xcretal offering suggested Aunty Pauline might have been having two-bob each way on that matter…

A couple of Js – Janmac and JayJay found that Sunday’s Insiders program sparked some virtual tummy rumblings that couldn’t be contained.

Let’s finish with jim axon with a very topical plop and who doesn’t mention Aunty Pauline at all but we suspect she’s on his mind, along with Clive Palmer and the leadership of both the Nationals and the Liberals, currently in mortal decline.

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