Full-time co-director of the federal Liberal Party and the Sky News network’s full-time Liberal Party spokesmodel, Peta Credlin, says former prime minister Tony Abbott is “the Right fit” for the party’s national presidency.

Ms Credlin addressed the issue of the Liberal Party presidency in the latest episode of her Sky News “after dark” program, the Liberal Party Tonight. (main picture)

After opening the program with her usual analysis of current political events consisting entirely of her screaming ‘Vote Liberal!’ at the camera for a full 11 minutes, she moved on to the party presidency which is due to be filled this weekend.

“Tones, as I still call him, will ensure the Liberal Party retains its character as what another former PM and another living saint, John Howard, described as ‘a broad church’,” she said. “He is the Right fit for the top job.

“As unapologetic Extreme Right president, Tones will be balanced perfectly by four vice-presidents drawn from the two other remaining wings of the party, namely the Far Right and the Right.

“So the broad church will live on and prosper, although in the case of Tones it will look a lot like the Catholic Church.”

At the end of the item Ms Credlin told the Sky viewer that she needed to make a formal announcement to comply with Sky News editorial standards.

“In case the woke lefty media wants to make mischief, I will here and now declare I have a peculiar interest in the career of Tony Abbott,” she said.

“But as far as his short-lived disastrous term or part of a term as PM, I know nothing of that and I take no responsibility.

“It was all the fault of Mister Harbourside Mansion, Malcolm Turnbull. Oh, and immigrants too,” she said.

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