This second tranche of our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week column kicks off with some of the washup from last Saturday’s Farrer by-election caused by the resignation of long-time member Sussssan “This goes with this goes with this” Ley.

The Liberals of course lost one of the jewels in its crown – was there one left to lose? – and One Nation is still crowing at their first House of Representatives seat obtained at an election.

We couldn’t think of a better piece of xcrement to highlight on this devastating result for the Liberals than the non-performing member of the Kransky Sisters, Niki Savva (at top and below).

Ouch! Niki. OUCH!

Some chap named Mike Carlton xcreted on how the One Nation fruit tingles had been making his virtual world unpleasant over the Farrer result…

Doug Cameron, Phillip Riley and stranger also opened their bum bay doors and squeezed out these rancid observations, Doug with general observations about One Nation from his time in the Senate, the other two sending their virtual faecal flak the way of two politicians with the ability to keep the LNP in opposition for a few more terms.

And let’s give Mike Carlton another plop with a general observation about the Liberals’ future in the wake of that party’s woeful performance in Farrer.

Right, we always prefer not to cover the Orange Oaf with virtual poo for fear of losing our reader but what the heck! Let’s hear first from some Xcretas with genuine concerns about Trump’s health…. here are ThePatrioticBlonde, Harry Sisson and Roshan Rinaldi.

Finally, let’s read a solid flow of virtual shit about how Trump, to America’s shame, carries on day by day and let’s just hope that as the Tangarine Shitgibbon/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Captain Bone Spurs/Yam Tits wanders, diaper overflowing, towards Xi Jinping, the Chinese leader shows some diplomatic skills and refrains from laughing too loudly.

Here are Aaron Rupar, The Iran Spectator, Cuckturd, InfoGram, Maura and InfoGram once more.

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