Gatton: Queensland Senator Aunty Pauline, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation mob, is resting fitfully at her Lockyer Valley home near here after paramedics rushed to her aid after she went into shock this morning while watching ABC News Breakfast.

They found her babbling incoherently which of course didn’t concern them but after calming Aunty Pauline down they found her bad reaction had been to the ABC morning news program twice referring to a story on K’Gari without once mentioning it used to be called Fraser Island.

Although Aunty Pauline is recovering well after the paras made her pop a few valium, she is not expected to stop being livid on most if not all issues that confront her.

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SYDNEY: An upcoming fashion designer from the inner suburb of Glebe who overnight ran up a version of just one of the Met Gala outfits she picked at random from TV footage last night and who ventured out this morning in it is now in a heavily sedated condition after being rushed to a mental health institution at Ryde.

All the mosquitoes were released into the wild before she was locked away for her own and the public’s safety.

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