A couple of quick bursts from the famous World War 1 British machine gun in the general direction of anyone booing at the Welcome to Country before last Saturday’s Anzac Day dawn services would have been a damn fine idea, according to The Bug’s Xcrements-of-the-Week judges.

blakandblack used words about the disgraceful booing in Perth, Adelaide and Melbourne that Mike Carlton would most likely totally agree with, if we think we know who he is, and Wazza from Melbourne mentioned one welcome to country that well and truly Aussie ruled!

And seeing blakandblack has mentioned One Nation, the following Xers fired off much virtual faecal flak at Aunty Pauline, One Nation’s white indigenous leader, and federal opposition leader Angus Taylor for watching the upcoming Farrer by-election from the comfort of just inside her orange orifice.

Tony, Aaron and stranger opened their bum bay doors and dropped their own loads on more hysterical …. sorry! historical matters involving water-boy Taylor.

TO BE CONTINUED, MAYBE:

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