I have exciting news for anyone who likes a hearty laugh without having to watch Karl Stefanovic making a fool of himself on any morning episode of Today on the Nine Network.

This column can reveal the world exclusive that Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will headline the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Organisers quickly labelled the Jewish leader “a must get” after seeing just a few samples of his wit on the social mediocre site X (at top and below).

My dear old friend Bibi has agreed to perform a number of times in the Scottish capital in August, including the privilege of being the closing act on August 31.

The offer came as great news for Bibi as he had previously had to decline a similar offer from the Montreal Comedy Festival from July 15 to 26 for fear of being arrested seeing the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued formal arrest warrants for him for alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity committed during the war in Gaza,

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