If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over some years now.

And, besides, if our reader thought we were going to leave PM Anthony Albanese alone today over his stupid, reputation-damaging, decision to not only invite Israel’s genocidal President Isaac Herzog Down Under for a state visit but his risible suggestion that the visit would be good for social cohesion and, besides, all the survivors from the Bondi Beach massacre can’t wait to say hello!

Is it any wonder our xcrements prize barrel had to be pumped out several times last week by outside commercial shit-disposal experts!

At top and below from David Shoebridge, Miss Polly and Dr Sheep
Person Podge are three fine examples of what Xcretas thought about the visit offer and Albanese’s fanciful, bizarre, illogical and totally ill-advised attempt at finding excuses for the visit’s supposed benefits. Social cohesion! Yeah, right! Spray shit and it will be sprayed right back at you.

And when David Shoebridge above was replying to dr mohammed hamad gaza, what were they referring to? This, from Sarah and countless others.

Some ceasefire, hey? Still, a legless Gazan boy probably threw a stone across the magic yellow smashed-brick offence line and the IDF no doubt regrets that it’s fair, measured and appropriate response might have killed some innocent tent people if they hadn’t already frozen to death.

Also sending virtual faecal flak Albanese’s way were Adam Houda, Charles Harvey and a special double treat from our much loved and admired Coalition Tea Lady.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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