SYDNEY: First responders may need counselling for months after they were called to a Glebe house at daybreak today only to come face to face with “utter depravity from sub-human monsters” as how one shocked  paramedic described what they encountered.

And a warning: the detail that follows is profoundly upsetting and may cause permanent psychological damage to anyone who still has faith in human nature being fundamentally kind and considerate.

The Bug‘s police roundsperson can reveal that in the home’s living room, an entire family – a widowed grandfather, his single-mum daughter and several of her children including a baby – had been tied to chairs taken from the adjoining dining room, their heads immobilised and facing the family’s television and with their eyelids kept open by various means – tapes, matchsticks and even what appears to be optometry equipment, suggesting some expertise on the part of the home invaders.

“These sadists then plugged into the TV a USB containing a compilation of many episodes of Channel 9’s The Golden Bachelor, running back from Sunday night’s episode,” a shaken member of the Sydney Central Flying Squad told us. “They then decamped and we’ve estimated this poor family has spent at least six hours forced to watch that reality TV show.

“Some of them are not expected to live …. long enough to ever want to watch television again!”

Police also believe this gang is responsible for recent home invasions around the Sydney area with much the same MO, where viciously targeted families were similarly forced to watch the entire current season of The Block, a compilation of dozens of Rowan Dean commentaries on Sky LNPNews After Dark, a lengthy montage of Peta Credlin photographs and selected speeches over time from Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles.

“Let’s just hope these depraved animals are caught before people die,” another trembling police officer told us between vomiting bouts at the scene of this almost unspeakable crime.

“I’m not making excuses for them but what sort of upbringing have these monsters had to think it’s in any way okay to do things like this to other human beings.”

“Where’s the common decency; any hint of humanity, for fuck’s sake!”

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