WASHINGTON, DC: US president Joe Biden is expected to resign here today, following excoriating criticism from arguably Australia’s finest politics analyst/commentator and the nation’s leading amateur neurosurgeon, Sky LNPNews host Caleb Bond.

Bond as one of LNP SkyNews Australia’s many hosts was using his television platform to declare of the US President: ‘His brain is totally gone’!”

Bond was reacting to former House speaker Nancy Pelosi’s suggestion for Biden to be added to the four existing presidents depicted on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota.

“It’s just amazing, isn’t it – like the dude has barely lasted his four-year term, he’s not allowed to run again because his brain is totally gone, and this is the guy that Nancy Pelosi reckons should be added to Mount Rushmore,” Bond told his audience of several hundred devoted followers.

“His brain is totally gone. He’s done nothing to deserve it.”

The Bug’s resident politics guru, the much decorated and retired public servant Rufus Badinage, (below, right) has suggested that Bond maybe has not thoroughly thought through his damning assessment of Mr Biden’s mental condition.

“I’m not saying Biden shouldn’t resign immediately given the force of criticism from someone as highly respected as Caleb Bond – any decent person would – but surely if Vice President Kamala Harris ascends to the White House, it will only make her fight with Donald Trump just that little bit easier,” Mr Badinage said.

“She would have the advantage of the incumbency of the office that both are striving to achieve come November.”

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