A word of warning before we get stuck into our Xcrements of the past week. Scott Morrison features largely in this column so we’ll be uploading the post a little later than normal to ensure no-one is still eating breakfast when we delve into the latest offering from this truly dreadful piece of putrid shit.

Can we at The Bug be blunt here before we present the buckets of Xcrement that have been tipped over this truly awful cunt this past week. We have repeatedly said that our belly-button fluff would have more Christianity to it than Morrison has in his entire body, mind and soul.

We also put it another way. The dump we take after a night of numerous Guinness pints and an extra hot beef vindaloo would have more Christianity to it than Morrison … well, you get the picture.

We speak on behalf of many of you BUGgers out there when we declare that the Liar from the Shire, The Crook from Cook, should shove his pending religious tome up his fucking arse and disappear up the same muckhole. If he’s not capable of doing that for Australia, then just fuck right off to his new job in the US and never, ever, darken our shores again.

And why all this home-grown vitriol before we even begin on what others think of this repugnant, lazy, self-serving piece of shit? It’s our own response to the poor diddum’s news that being PM was a tough gig for him and he needed medication for anxiety. Probably stressed out by all those Robodebt victims he sent to an early grave.

So, back to what others thought of that revelation from the man who once declared to Annabel Crabb “I just don’t care” if people criticised him. Who knew: The thick-skinned prick was a sensitive soul after all when there’s a book to flog.

For a piece of Xcreta that nicely summed up via a meme the basic objection most of us had to this totally objectionable character, our judges couldn’t go past Peter Mavros – All Comments Preceded by Alleged (at top and below) for his comparison between the incomparable Father Bob and this faux-Christian bullshit artist.

Running him close for Xcrement of the week honours was Pup Fiction.

They say that to err is human but to forgive is divine and the divinity that is Scott Morrison was addressed by Norman David and normboy562 etc, etc, in conversation.

Coalition Tea Lady and DebbieN came to similar conclusions from slightly different angles…

Mr Denmore, Allan Green and Tony Windsor also chipped in with their own references to Morrison’s total lack of any admirable character traits…

Sorry, but all this talk about Scott Morrison has made us more than just a little queasy. We’ll have to resume this tomorrow.

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