Ex-PM’s eventual exit excites punters

Online bookmakers are offering some juicy odds on why Scott Morrison and his family needed two removalist vans to finally vacate Kirribilli House in Sydney almost two weeks after the election.

The bookies started framing odds as soon as social media chatter grew over why Scott, Jen and the two girls needed the two big vans to cart stuff away from a house that’s fully furnished and has presumably remained that way after they finally drove off in tears on Friday.

The Bug has averaged out those odds among the main online players and we urge you all to have a flutter that could prove quite lucrative. Check each site for slight variations in their markets.

Kirribilli House’s remaining wine cellar stocks and crates of empties: 4-1

Scott’s curry cookbooks: 6-1

Dozens of crates of frozen Northern Territory whole barramundi: 8-1

All the colour-coded spreadsheets that determined where taxpayers’ money was porkbarrelled in the months leading up to the 21 May election but which Scott never saw: 12-1.

Scott’s ukulele and all his sheet music: 14-1

Numerous drafts of his 21May election-night miracle victory speech: 20-1.

A wardrobe full of Cronulla Sharks NRL caps, scarfs, and clothing: 14-1

Two wardrobes full of NRL caps, scarfs, and clothing for the St George Dragons and the Canterbury Bulldogs just in case of an electoral redistribution: 12-1

Several dozen boxes of DVDs of the Laura Bingle “Where the bloody hell are you?” Tourism Australia advertisements: 8-1

36 boxes containing all available public copies of the New Zealand auditor-general’s report into events during his time working for the NZ  Office of Tourism and Sport in the late 1990s: 4-1.

Crates of correspondence and copies of emails from the period in which he was seeking preselection for the seat of Cook: Evens.

All of Kirribilli House’s furnishings: 10-1 on.