Vikki rights very well

Vikki Campion is arguably one of the finest newspaper columnists this nation has ever…

Look, I’m very sorry. My bad, as the kids used to say. Please let me start that again.

Vikki Campion is arguably one of the finest newspaper columnists this nation’s deputy prime minister has ever slapped his balls up against.

Thanks for your time.

Don Gordon-Brown

Below: Barnaby Joyce ponders what other amazing skills Vikki Campion might possess. Bottom (and by that we mean further down the page): Another of Vikki’s amazing literary contributions.