PM hurt in Insiders exchange!

CANBERRA: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is reportedly resting comfortably in a private hospital in the nation’s capital after undergoing treatment for injuries sustained in this morning’s ABC Insiders interview with David Speers.

A spokesperson for the Sir Robert Menzies Private Hospital in leafy Manuka told The Bug: “Mr Morrison is expected to recover fully from Grade 1 limp lettuce leaf marks.”