PM flops at latest stand-up attempt

The Bug‘s ongoing campaign to unearth fresh standup comedy talent has well and truly backfired with Prime Minister Scott Morrison dying a dreadful death on stage at his latest attempt at a career change.

The Bug should have realised the dangers of a routine based solely on electric vehicles but instead thought his fresh material for his show, Why would I lie to you?, had potential. Sadly a hostile crowd last night in one of the smaller rooms we booked at the Cronulla RSL proved us horribly wrong.

The audience was aggressive from the get-go and we suspect Scott has now well and truly given up his dream of standup comedy for his post-political career.

Nevertheless, we welcome back to the stage….SCOTT MORRISON!