Trump: hair today, gone tomorrow?

WASHINGTON, DC: Is Donald Trump finally losing it as he fights desperately to overturn Joe Biden’s win in the 2020 US presidential elections? This question is being openly canvassed among the White House media corp here after Trump appeared briefly in the Rose Garden with his favourite 241-strand blond toupee on back to front. (above).

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LAUSANNE, Switzerland: The International Olympic Committee has admitted here that national affiliates around the world have reacted with very mixed feelings to the decision by the Paris 2024 organising committee to make fart lighting an official sport at those Games.

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ADELAIDE: The player injury woes facing the Australian cricket selectors ahead of the first Test here have been thrown into stark relief with the overnight news that they might even have to consider Shaun Marsh.