Aunty’s sore throat, loss of taste, smell

MELBOURNE: Senior political analysts across the mainstream media now believe it may never be known which Daniels Government minister gave final approval to the COVID-19 hotel quarantine system that everyone now admits was flawed and that the use of private security guards instead of police or soldiers was a complete folly that must never, ever, be repeated, except perhaps for the ABC’s 7.30 program that will no doubt run additional segments during the coming week on how awful it was for the Andrews government to go with a COVID-19 hotel quarantine system that everyone now admits was flawed and that the use of private security guards instead of police or soldiers was a complete folly and that must never, ever, be repeated, even though the Daniels government minister who gave final approval to the scheme may never be known, not that that seems all that relevant anymore, except perhaps for the ABC’s 7.30 program that will no doubt run additional segments during the coming week on how awful it was for the Andrews government……

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SYDNEY: Several highly respected art critics have bravely slammed as “amateurish”, “unworthy”, “anhdo-ish” and “childlike” Vincent Namatjira’s Archibald prizewinning self-portrait.

Funeral arrangements have yet to be finalised.

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SYDNEY: The state Education Department is expected to release later today the name of the elite private school in the greater metropolitan area of the NSW capital where Grade 12 students have not come up with a muck-up list of disgraceful, offensive and in some cases criminal activities to participate in.

It’s not known whether it’s a boys or girls educational institution or whether parents of the pupils will be alerted to their child’s admirable display of discretion once the school’s identity is revealed.