Boris outlines bold Brexit plans


New United Kingdom Prime Minister Boris Trump has finally outlined his detailed plans to ensure the UK leaves the European Union on October 31 with or without a new, improved Brexit deal.

Mr Trump told the House of Commons in his first statement as the nation’s new leader: “I remain totally committed to waking up on the morning of November 1.

“That is my solemn promise to you all as I pursue my goal of making this wonderful country of ours the greatest Britain on earth.”

His comments sparked a prolonged standing ovation and not just from the Conservatives side of the chamber.