Bug axes fake #newspoll posts

FEDERAL ELECTION:

The Bug really has decided to give away its pathetic series of spoofs on #newspoll but remains rather fond of the one above from March 31.

But for all our #newspoll tragics out there, here’s our tip for tonight’s result: Labor 52%; LNP 48%. That would be the same as Ipsos in tomorrow’s 9 newspapers.

Anything tighter than that after the week Morrison has had and we suspect #newspoll might have to be added to the various royal commissions the incoming Shorten government is likely to hold.

Good night and we’re sorry for all the unnecessary confusion, indeed hurt, we’ve caused over recent months and we want to assure you it will happen again.