CELESTIAL MATTERS: HEAVEN: God has announced an extraordinary and historic deal with the Devil that will see the […]
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.. a damned good rogering by powerful, privileged white men! Our headings above riff, of course, off “If […]
SYDNEY: First responders may need counselling for months after they were called to a Glebe house at daybreak […]
Some of this nation’s biggest mainstream mediocre arse-lickers have fallen short with a bright new star flashing past […]
TIME CAPSULE NEWS: A Brisbane man is fuming after Sydney’s Powerhouse Museum once again knocked back his idea […]
CANBERRA: A meeting of Oppossition Leader Ssussan Ley’ss strategy team has convinced her to stick to her current […]
The Bug has apologised for delaying today’s announcement of its Media Glass House Arselicker of the Month Award […]
News Crap Australia’s prominent Righters are continuing to work in shifts to maintain their round-the-clock vigil for the […]
… of cloacal matter! At the risk of losing our reader, we have foolishly decided to devote this […]
