CANBERRA: Foreign Minister Penny Wong has been rushed to hospital after apparently choking at a news conference called […]
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It was rather silly of us, but we thought the record amount of virtual shit plopped onto the […]
STANDUP COMEDY SENSATI0N REVEALED: Why haven’t we ever invited Tanya Plibersek to try out as a stand-up comedian? […]
The NSW police commissioner has awarded distinguished service medals to several of her officers who repeatedly tried to […]
SEAT 1A: The Dalai Lama has given a candid interview in the wake of his win in the […]
If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over […]
ISRAELI PRESIDENT’S STATE VISIT: Mounting opposition across Australia to this month’s visit by Israeli President Isaac Herzog has […]
Well, where does a summer go, hey? With only one summer month left to die in one of […]
BREAKING NEWS: SYDNEY: News Crap Australia’s recently appointed in-house ombudsman has been sacked. Sir Bert Zion-Smeer (main picture) […]
