Our XOTW judges decided to highlight the virtual dump from Everald Compton (above and below) for this second and final trance of the very smelliest offerings that X virtual poo–punchers plopped into our prize barrel last week.

Isn’t Everald an absolute nonagenarian, whisky-sipping dearheart? So many strong (and in our opinion correct) views on so many local and world issues. Apart from Everald once being a Bjelke-Petersen supporter but no one’s perfect.

We’re not sure replacing the genocide-loving Netanyahu with another right-wing party that also doesn’t believe in a two-state solution is all that a positive way forward but if the Arab voting block at least promises it the basic guarantees to allow it to govern, anything is possible and let’s hope Everald is right.

Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones’s virtual bottom has clearly seen what has been going down in Gaza in the past three years and the ethnic cleansing in the West Bank and south Lebanon as well, while Solo Monk unloaded on that dreadful piece of Zionist zhit, Jillian Segal.

Good question, Solo Monk. Let’s just say that several older Bug staffers noticed all the Labor-voting rust sloughing off their bodies!

Leaving topics such as Netanyahu and Segal for fear of our reader also sloughing off, here are Sandy Yang, Tom Osborn and Mike Carlton with their aerial ablutions on divers matters.

Shit, is our reader still with us? Nevertheless, thank you Tom for reminding us of that myth that the Liberal and National parties were always better economic managers.

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