and the bad and the ugly!

As we cleaned out our stinking Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel on Sunday night, a theme quickly emerged that we embraced almost immediately, seeing it had nothing to do with Donald fucking Trump!

It centred around two of the main topics that had our Xers opening their virtual bum-bay doors during last week – namely those who silenced Ed Husic on the genocide in Gaza, and anything Senator Aunty Pauline spewed forth with – and that theme – The Good, the Bad and the Ugly of Australian politics – jumped immediately into what’s left of our minds.

So let’s make a good start with Ed Husic. Our judges overnight have awarded the coveted purple sash jointly to the offerings of Paul Sakkal and stranger (at top and below) who were excreting energetically on Husic’s failed attempt to introduce some humanity and common decency into the ALP’s national con-ference.

Respect indeed! What a shame Husic’s still not in the ministry so we could have someone there who deserves our respect.

We’ll give Peter Cronau two sphincteral strains for sharing Doug Cameron’s flurry of virtual faecal flak that included the former Senator’s anti-AUKUS campaign, and Antonella Illuminati who saw Anthony Albanese as a preening lightweight.

Okay then! We move on now to the the bad and the ugly (and please don’t write in; we’re using ugly only to describe her mind and how that shows up on her ugly, ignorant face) the one and only Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, national leader of the white indigenous One Nation people.

Aunty Pauline earned herself the title of stools pigeon – she basically disappeared beneath all the shit plopped from above – for her long-time empathy for domestic violence victims. Right, flags, Daniel Best – Author and JayJay?

We’ll finish with some general observations about Hanson and her party of racists, cookers, conspiracy theorists and general all-round nutters for blakandblack and Dr Josie McSkimming.

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