CEO of the Brisbane Bolts and Queensland’s representative on the national JDG board, Terry Verandah, (left in main picture) has cast doubt on the staging of next month’s State of Origin series decider after accusing his NSW counterpart of breaking a deal.

Speaking to reporters late last night prior to entering an illegal brothel in a southern Brisbane industrial estate, Mr Verandah launched a verbal assault on Reg Sump, (right in main picture) NSW’s representative on the JDG’s governing body and CEO of the Sydney Sperms.

Mr Verandah expressed surprise at being met by media representatives after alighting from his car which he had driven onto the footpath and into the front fence of the Brown Backdoor Gentlemen’s Club.

“You maggots never leave me alone,” he yelled at reporters while wielding a large carving knife to clear his path to the building.

After being stopped long enough to respond to a barrage of questions, Mr Verandah said nobody should take for granted that Queensland would field a team at the third 2026 State of Origin game scheduled for 8 July at Brisbane’s Adam and Eve Anal Beads Stadium.

“Queensland’s presence at the final game is in doubt all because Reg Sump done the dirty on me,” he said.

“As usual Reg and I done a deal long before the 2026 Origin series began. NSW was going to win the first game in Sydney, Queensland was going to win the second game in Melbourne and the third one in Brisbane next week.

“We’ll take the 2026 series and NSW can have it in 2027. We’ve always worked the Origin series like that. It’s the only fair way to do it so that both states get a decent crack at it.

“Speaking of decent cracks…” he said as he resumed walking towards the brothel.

Mr Verandah was then asked to explain exactly why the deal had broken down.

“Reg claims the deal was void because he done me a favour just before the 2026 series began by sending up from Sydney a couple of Ks of coke for the boys at the Bolts after our local supplies ran dry courtesy of some stepped-up enforcement activity by a handful of do-gooder drug squad bods not yet on our freebie list for Bolts’ box privileges, and free tickets to our games as well.

“At the time I offered to pay Reg back with a truckload of surplus meth we had, but Reg insisted he’d wait and call in the favour later.

“That’s what he’s done now by insisting NSW wins the 2026 Origin series. It’s just scandalous and not in the spirit of the game,” Mr Verandah said before once again slashing the air with the large carving knife and entering the Brown Backdoor.

When asked to comment on the apparent corruption of the JDG’s State of Origin series, Brisbane Bolts head coach, Jack Saunders said: “It’s just a bit of hi-jinks – just some good natured horseplay.”

The Bug has approached Mr Sump for comment.

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