We laugh at clowns because they love making fools of themselves, right?

Well, there’s nothing funny about one particular clown who has much of the world shitting itself more than he himself does.

Trump playing the fool at the G7 in France must wait until next Monday’s XOTW column with “I’m the boss” one of his zingers as he arrived some 45 minutes late for a session. Similarly, images of the US president alone and isolated as wary world leaders kept their distance fearing a monumental diaper disaster. Ditto for the Orange Oaf grabbing the hand of French president Macron’s wife that some cruel observers suspect he thought he was holding the hand of FLOTAS and fair enough too considering the money he had to transfer to Melania’s account for that privilege. Not in dispute is the chorus of world leaders trying to get the Clown in Chief to the right seat.

So let’s kick off with the contribution from Iranian Observer (at top and below) that plopped into our prize barrel quite a whileafter last week’s deadline but, fuck it, we’re going to use it anyway.

Oh, that’s where we got the Clown in Chief line from!

Going back in time then to events at the White House, here are Gene Trevino and Sandra Rodney dropping their virtual loads on Demented Donnie’s 80th birthday celebrations.

A couple of Xers spread their virtual cheeks to send some rather cruel character assessments The Orange Oaf’s way. Here are Gloria DeGeorge and Marco Foster, the latter quoting some woman who claims to know Captain Bone Spurs fairly well.

Before we continue, one of the reasons The Bug is Australia’s No1 family newszine is because we always try to be fair, so let’s run something from X last week that praised the 45th and 47th presidents of the United States.

We’ll now finish up with some xcrement flung in the direction of some of the Moron of Mar-a-Lago’s top men, if only to show what happens when a political leader, regardless of the low IQ clown that he is, makes sure his team is even dumber than he is.

Olena Rohoza showed us the amazingly wide general knowledge of Vice President VD Chance, and Mike Carlton was perhaps in awe at the vomiting-inducing, tongue-in-groove, brown-nosing that naturally follows the administrative structure that Yam Tits has created for his own protection, namely giving people even more moronic than he is powerful jobs way beyond their ability for which they will always be grateful.

Suck. Slurp. Ooze… indeed, Mike. Most of you out there in BUGland would agree that if Trump said eating shit was good for you, his entire cabinet would have it on toast every breakfast.

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