WASHINGTON DC: Forensic audio analysis may prompt the recall of former US President Bill Clinton and his wife, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, for further questioning by a congressional investigation over their interactions with deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

A source within the Republican Party-dominated House Oversight Committee said even some Democrat members of the committee were uneasy about some of Bill Clinton’s testimony in a closed-door hearing late last week (main picture).

“We’re considering getting Bill Clinton back before the committee to clarify some of his answers,” the source said.

“In addition, after receiving the forensic analysis of the audio recording of her testimony, we may also recall Hillary Clinton to further probe her claim that she ‘did not know or had ever met Geoffrey Epstein’.”

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Sickening pix damn dead cleric!

WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump has used a media call at the White House here to release “truly shocking and sickening” images of Iran’s now-deceased supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei that “vindicate everything we are doing there as the world’s greatest military power EVER!”.

And the world’s leading politics experts and analysts believe Trump is spot on. The stomach-churning images will stop in their tracks any ongoing woke-fuelled arguments that the US/Israel attacks on Iran are illegal, being contrary to international law and not endorsed by the US Congress, and as a result breach all concepts of a peace-seeking rules-based world order.

Members of the White House media pool gasped audibly as President Trump held up the full-colour images that he said were secretly taken of the Iranian clerical strongman as he conducted a recent religious ceremony for top Iranian figures from his ruthless Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps in Tehran.

“How could a supposedly deeply religiously country – one following a totally wrong and sick as all fuck religion by the way and no, I don’t apologise for using that word – tolerate this behaviour,” Trump said as he held up the images, one by one and each long enough to let their significance take hold, of Khamenei performing fellatio on a microphone stand, then giving it a handjob before acting like a really disabled person to mock a really disabled journalist.

“This is shia madness in its most reprehensible and godless form which is why we intend to wipe Iran off the world map for the sake of all humanity,” the US President shouted.

To his credit, Trump then tried to take his citizens’ minds of US military deaths overnight by spending the next hour talking about the beautiful White House drapes that he ordered in his first term and his new golden White House ballroom, proudly showing the assembled world media many artists’ impressions of its eventual gold-plated beauty that also clearly shocked and dismayed veteran scribes in the briefing room, some of whom sobbed openly.

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