But before we head to the topic our heading refers to, our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have proved once again they are suckers for a Bill-Shorten worthy zinger!

Which means they’ve draped the blue riband around the neck of Heather Bilson, responding to an X post from Michael West.

Ouch, Heather! It’s probably lucky that Rowan Dean (library pix below) lacks the intelligence or self-awareness to be hurt in any way by your five profound words.

.Now, back on track with the usual tonnage of reeking xcrement plopped on the head of you-know-who. Take it away, Joe G, BrooklynDad_Defiant and Not Your Average Liberal.

Not related to comments about how Trump takes the occasional grandpa nap when no-one’s watching but we’re truly grateful that Robert J Ellingsworth shared with us a truly wonderful sign.

Roll that sign in pure gold and have someone put it up in a prominent spot in what’s left of The White House.

Also opening their bum shutes and plopping away on Trump generally were Tony Shepherd, JayJay and Rick who found disfavour with a couple of far-right-wing white Aussie sheilas drawn to Mar-a-Lago for a far-right-wing CRAP (sic) talkfest and a grand Halloween party replete with groaning tables of fine foods and top-shelf bubbly while some 40 million US citizens tighten their belts around hungry bellies.

Bugger! Why not a double dip from Tony Shepherd!

TO BE CONTINUED:

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