WASHINGTON DC: A furious President Donald Trump has cleared the White House media room after he was peppered with questions about how he reacted to widespread booing at the US Tennis Open men’s singles championship match.

“Fake news, people! Fake news!” the President shouted over and over again after he was asked to respond to reports that moments after leaving the Flushing Meadows tennis centre in New York he used a secure phone in his heavily armoured limousine “The Beast” to alert Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that Hamas terrorists were using the former Arthur Ashe Stadium (main picture) as a listening post.

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