AUSTRALIAN MEDIA:

News Crap Australia has struck upon a new way to spread the views of its stable of far right commentators.

From this weekend a fleet of vehicles equipped with large loudspeakers will hit the road around the nation driven by its prominent Righters who will read their columns to ensure their messages get through.

“The first Righters to take to the streets will be Andrew Bolt in Melbourne and Peta Credlin in Sydney,” a News Crap Australia spokesperson said. (main picture)

“Andrew and Peta both put their hands up very quickly to be the first to undertake this new marketing program.

“Andrew in particular has been very puzzled by events such as last weekend’s huge antisemitic protest march across the Sydney Harbour Bridge which showed a lot of antisemitic Australians – and I mean a lot – aren’t on the same page as Andrew when it comes to the behaviour of the brave and glorious Israeli Government in its selfless efforts to cleanse the Palestinian-infested Gaza, the West Bank, and other regions.

“Andrew, along with pretty much everyone else in News Crap’s senior editorial ranks, simply cannot fathom why so many antisemitic people are ignoring his directives as expressed in his columns. (below)

“He sees the new program as a way to ensure Australians adopt the Right view of the Israeli Government and its heroic leader Benjamin Netanyahu who has somehow miraculously managed to minimise casualties among the verm… I mean among innocent albeit antisemitic Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank.”

The News Crap spokesperson said Peta Credlin would pilot the new scheme in Sydney to correct the totally wrong views of Australians on the issue of non-existent climate change. (below)

“But her efforts continued to be handicapped by silly little things like the facts, and the ridiculous insistence on some in the Liberal-National federal coalition to recognise those same facts. (below)

“But she feels that taking her message directly to people in the streets should help change a lot of minds, especially in coalition ranks which should be reflected in results at the 2028 election,” the spokesperson said.

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