As promised, this final look at The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week for 2024 – hasn’t that flashed by, BUGgers! – is largely devoted to Australian feral … sorry, federal …. politics.

Although our blue riband for the past week’s best xcrement was handed out yesterday, our hard-drinking judges did really like this offering from BLUEfingers (above and below) …

and the creative (sarcastic?) writing he used to take a shot at you know who…

…yes, him!

Others saw some merit in our prime minister working over Xmas/New Year to visit fellow Australians battling fires, even though there’s no evidence that Albanese at any stage held a hose, mate. Take it away Adylady and Allan Green.

Okay, then! Seeing we’ve just mentioned the federal Opposition Leader, here’s Rupert’s Conscience with a lovely little pisstake meme showcasing – if that’s the word – Dutton’s use of racist dogwhistling to divide and conquer Australians in the leadup to the federal poll. Flags? Welcome to country? Abo place names! That evil Voice referendum that favoured the Abos and so damaged Albo regurgitated ad nauseam?

Ms Grumpy Pants, etc, etc, in conversation with Margaret Hollingdale, Peter Teese and MelissaD had a go at Dutton on a separate issue, and it’s sad to see Dutts is in such financial difficulties that he had to crack a pro bono.

No Xcreta post is complete without some digs at the media, so let’s finish the year off with a comment from some chap named Phillip Adams and also Charles Harvey, who joined in with Pearls and Irritations, to squeeze out a smelly excreta right on the head of the Dirty Digger.

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