Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have never before seen so much shit plopped on the head of any one individual – and that person this past week has been our foreign minister Penny Wong.

That soon, but our judges really did like the fantastic cartoon that came with the X offering from NOT SO MUSKY (at top and below) as the flights upgrade brouhaha lingered on like a jet stuck on a tarmac and waiting for an arrivals gate to be allocated.

Xcretas also continued to have fun with Dutton shadow minister Bridget McKenzie, the silly billy who forgot a growing number of upgrades herself while arguing that Anthony Albanese clearly would owe Qantas favours for upgrades but her leader Dutts didn’t owe Gina Rinehart anything for asking if he could borrow her jet. Yes, she should be on the stage.

Jackie and JayJay saw things this way…

We agree with JayJay. McKenzie should resign if for no over reason that there’s no way she can effectively execute her parliamentary duties with so much egg plastered permanently over her face.

Okay! Now for Penny Wong’s moronic, ill-informed, ill-timed, defence of the Israeli football hooligans in Amsterdam as she proved once again how Zionist the Albanese government really is.

Here’s a quick recap with some of the X outrage over Wong’s own X post that we ran yesterday in a post from our ranter-in-residence.

Not happy, Penny!

Here are a few more we’ve snared overnight, including this double dose from the ever-reliable, ever-caustic and in our view always-on-the-money Coalition Tea Lady.

A load of old cobblers indeed, CTL.

Owen Jones and Simon Rosenberg also dropped faecal bombs on Wong….

…while we’ll give Owen Jones a second excrete who, along with Asa Winstanley, squeezed out their offerings on some apparent editorial skulduggery on the part of Sky News. Never let the facts spoil a good far-right story, hey? We wish Alice Porter well in her new job search.

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, we’ll cover the Xcrement that has flowed freely since the convicted felon won the US presidency.

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