Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the effort (above and below) from Chris Free Palestine. Ah, the nuclear mother ship of Karens. Bewdiful.

This first tranche of our look at the Xcrements that have plopped into our prize barrel this past seven days is devoted entirely to that amazing talented, loveable and caring Ms Reynolds so our apologies up front for anyone still enjoying breakfast.

And yes, are all of the posts we’ve selected against Reynolds and her current defamation case in Western Australia against Brittany Higgins. You bet they are! The rape of Brittany Higgins in Reynolds’ office happened right on the eve of the 2019 election. And nothing is going to convince everyone here at The Bug that the Higgins problem was kicked into the long grass – read Perth – by Reynolds, Scott Morrison et al.

She was sent packing almost as fast as that couch got steam-cleaned on a Sunday. And we at The Bug will stick with our view that Morrison knew about what happened that night not long after Bruce Lehrmann stopped coming. And why? Morrison said he didn’t know for years afterwards. That’s all the proof you need, really.

Okay, enough editorialising on our part.

Here are some samples of Xcretas who truly believe Reynolds is doing just as much damage to her own reputation as she’s attempting to do financial harm to that troubled young woman raped in her office.

Take it away, simon holmes a court in conversation with Wellwomen1, Peter Murphy, Serkam Ozturk, Michael J Wyllie and Everald Compton.

Columnist Julia Baird said much the same in a Herald column that caught the eye of Dr Josie McSkimming.

The ever reliable TOM RED provided one of his excellent memes on how he felt Reynolds was faring with her decision to sue…

One of the many amazing contributions from Karen … sorry, Linda Reynolds…. in the witness box – “I’m not a counsellor!” – caught the ire of Amante2, Eagle Sam and Chris Free Palestine, getting a second bite at the cherry.

Another gem from Karen … sorry, Reynolds …. came with her assertion that even with her training as a brigadier in the Army Reserve and experience as a senior Morrison minister she couldn’t quite wrap her tiny little yet seriously hurt brain around certain confidentiality matters. Here’s The Emperor’s Old Tailor on that matter (as did others too many to all get a guernsey here) and Ray Wilton.

And let’s end with double dip from JayJay. The Bug couldn’t agree more with her “just fuck off” comments.

Be careful, jayjay. You know how litigious Karen …. sorry, Reynolds …. can be. And, clearly, she’s very, very, hurt that some people in Australia are thinking that back in 2019, she didn’t give Brittany Higgins the total and absolute support she needed after being raped on Karen’s … sorry, Reynolds’ … couch.

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