HOBART: The Tasmanian Electoral Commission has warned voters for today’s state poll that predicted rain in many parts of the Apple Isle and the poor light that might follow as a result of that precipitation means that voting hours might have to be adjusted under the Hare-Clark system.

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BRISBANE: Facing warnings of action from Fair Trading and other consumer protection agencies, the Queensland Government is expected soon to be forced to rename and promote the state’s No1 tourist attraction as The White Barrier Reef.

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SYDNEY: Researchers at the Sleep Deprivation Unit at Prince Henry Hospital here believe they have made a breakthrough that insomniacs Australia wide will welcome and it’s such a simple device.

It’s an inexpensive audio tape sleep-deprived people listen to when they go to bed – a compilation of media-call answers from Australia’s deputy prime minister and defence minister Richard Marles.

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