There’s no limit, apparently.

Our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges simply could not go past the excellent body of work this past week of Pup Fiction (above and below) so well done! You are this week’s winner and your prize is not in the mail.

The nice little riff on the famous Victoria Bitter ad especially tickled our judges’ fancy.

And here’s another of his efforts for good measure. Bewdiful!

Much of the Xcrement that has flowed since the Dunkley byelection result on Saturday night has centred around the pathetic spin of the likes of Sussan Ley and Jane Hume that somehow the outcome has the Liberal and National parties on the springboard to victory if not the box seat at the next federal poll. Both ladies need professional help.

Can we just pause here to give those two delusional pollies a reality check? With no One Nation or United Australia Party candidates standing, the Liberals have achieved a smidge over 39 per cent of just about the entire right-leading primary vote! In a fucking by-election, mind, where Advance spent perhaps up to $400,000 besmirching Anthony Albanese and Labor with this racist, fear-mongering shit.

Thirty fucking nine percent. The Liberals couldn’t buy a seat from that base. They could buy every ticket in a state school fete raffle and still not win. And Ley’s risible suggestion that if the 3.7 per cent swing in the by-election was replicated in the general election next year, Labor would be in deep poo.

Cartoonist Matt Golding summed up the absolute stupidity of Ley’s and Hume’s spin…

… while Peter Murphy, Kon Karapanagiotidis and Prof Jenny Hocking in conversation with Craig Emerson had a much clearer, far more logical, assessment of what happened in Dunkley on the day.

Of course, a lot of the Xcrement that tumbled into The Bug‘s prize barrel was created by that disgusting X post by Ley a few days out from the poll. This one…

Take in away, Rick, Simon Banks, RonnieSalt and Amy Remeikis.

And Wazza gave us a great meme, cleverly twisting Ley’s moronic words around.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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