Highly respected News Corp Australia columnist Peta Credlin is attracting solid support this morning after publication of her column (above) calling on Cricket Australia to immediately sack Test captain Pat Cummins for calling on a date change to Australia Day celebrations.

In Newscorp Australia print-media mastheads across the nation, a furious Credlin went even further, calling on the Albanese federal government to “find whatever legal options are available” to deport the Test speedster.

“Send him packing,” she thundered.

“Being selected as the Australian Test captain is the second greatest honour that can be bestowed on any Australian other than being elected as a Liberal Prime Minister,” Credlin raged.

“I was physically sick to the very pit of my stomach – I still can’t hold anything don – when I read that Cummins had joined the inner-city, soya-latte drinking, woke folk who think Australia Day needs to be changed to appease a very small and shrinking coterie of unpatriotic troublemakers who think January 26 is offensive to some misguided First Nations people.

“I admit I know nothing really about Cummins’ background and upbringing but how has it turned out that he possibly hates Australia even more than Anthony Albanese?

“Cricket Australia must send this unpatriotic Australian packing before the start of the day-night Test in Brisbane later today.

“And all of the eleven players who do walk out onto the Gabba for the pre-match ceremony must commit to wearing jock straps in the pattern of the Australian flag.

“Both they – and the rest of us true-blue Aussie patriots – need to know that at least one of their testicles is in the warm and protective embrace of the Union Jack of Great Britain, our mother country whose ships thankfully landed in Sydney Harbour on January 26, 1788, bringing to an end tens of centuries of mindless wandering about by unfocused Aborigines who never once thought of building a cathedral or any other grand structures to lure tourists to our shores.”

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